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OK – I was on my way to meet my daughter and her father for dinner when I realized that I had left my makeup bag in my work van. I had 5 minutes to be there for 5:30 reservations, BUT I was not about to go to dinner without my makeup on!!! I mean come on – there could be small children there!!! LOL!!! So, I made a quick stop at a drugstore, that shall remain nameless! I quickly entered the drugstore and proceeded to the makeup section and quickly made my selections. I was in a hurry so I did not have a cart nor a basket. I grabbed concealer, (The stuff that is supposed to conceal your flaws….HAH!….) then I grabbed foundation, lip gloss, mascara, eye shadow and blush. I power walked to the register, only to be told by the man behind the counter that he had just closed his register and I needed to proceed to the register at the photo center!!! GREAT! At the register there was a family with 20+ items – like – come on – you do not buy 20+ items at a drug store….HELLO PEOPLE!!! GO TO THE COTTON PICKIN WALMART!!!!!! SAVE MONEY AND FREE UP THE REGISTERS FOR INSECURE WOMEN THAT NEED THEIR MAKEUP PRONTO!!!!!! (Exhaling – done with that rant for now!) Anyways, after I waited for the charmin, bottled water, etc…etc… to be rang up, I put my makeup on the counter. The not so friendly clerk, who seemed like she was majorly put out that she be made to ring up anyone BUT a photo customer, rang up my makeup with huffs and puffs and interspersing outbursts over the loud speaker, demanding someone else come up and work a register! Ha ha….She growled the total of thirty something dollars to me(which seemed steep – but then again convenience is not usually cheap!) and I paid with my debit card and left. I got into my car and went to grab the keys out of my left hand to start the car…..I was running late you know……and there in my hand with the keys……was the lip gloss!!!!!! GREAT! Now what do I do – I am running late – and the lady at the counter might have a brain hemorrhage should I go back in with another item for her(the PHOTO SPECIALIST not JUST A CASHIER) to ring up. So, I decided……….I went on to dinner, (and it was very good I must say, a Japanese Steak House Birthday Dinner for me! mmm mmm) and tomorrow, I will take the lip gloss back and pay for it this time! Maybe the PHOTO SPECIALIST lady will not be there!!!!! One can only hope!!!!!
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Here’s hopin! That is a hilarious story and sooooo like you!!!!lol I think I’m going to start a blog as well. What do you think of “sister-friendmama”?
Comment by mom sutton July 16, 2007 @ 3:10 pmLove ya
Oh my…I have a criminal aunt. huh. What next.
Comment by Susannah July 16, 2007 @ 9:59 pmSista – you should start your own blog – and I am diggin your name for sure!..Susannah…..with me – one never knows what to expect! lol
Comment by auntiesallie July 16, 2007 @ 10:06 pmSusannah, you’re just now finding that out? I knew that sinse the day she was born!
Comment by sisterfriendmama July 16, 2007 @ 11:49 pmOk…I just went over this exact same thing with mom about an hour ago.
Comment by coffeemagic July 17, 2007 @ 11:44 pmTo create a blogroll, hit Presentation at the top of your page. When you have reached it click on Widgets and scroll down. You will see one or two boxes that say click and drag widgets, on the inside. At the very bottom there is an assortment of widgets to drag. Click on Links and drag to the Main Sidebar. That should work, if not give me a call.
I love ya:)
Hey Sister! When are you gonna post again? I miss our phone chats! AND PuLease don’t call me “Sister Sue”. I feel like I’m in a Johnny Cash song….”How do you do, my name is Sue”.
Comment by sisterfriendmama July 19, 2007 @ 7:18 pmI totally laughed out loud…in the middle of administering an exam! What will these students think of me? They’ll talk about the crazy sub for months.
Comment by calebperu July 20, 2007 @ 5:00 pmHey, Sister. Where are you??? I haven’t heard from you in a week! Get on the cottonpicken work phone and call me!
Comment by sisterfriendmama July 24, 2007 @ 12:32 amYour sister
Walmart is not cottonpicken! *sniff*
Comment by Ian July 25, 2007 @ 2:10 pmI use the term cotton pickin in the most respectful terms as it pertains to Walmart my dear nephew #4 – Love ya!
Comment by auntiesallie July 25, 2007 @ 8:47 pmUmmm…I don’t understand why you spend the time to comment on your own blog when YOU SHOULD REALLY POST!!!!
I love you! imagine that in a singsong voice, because thats how I was imagining it.
I really think I’ve gotten much stranger since being with this clan of Sutton’s out here in Texas, but it doesn’t surprise me.
Comment by coffeemagic July 27, 2007 @ 11:22 pmPOST POST POST POST POST POST POST POST POST POST POST POST POST POST POST POST POST POST POST POST POST POST.
Now sing that in the tune of happy birthday.
Comment by coffeemagic August 20, 2007 @ 10:53 pmHello Aunt Salid!!! I Hope you are O.K!!! Orlando can do things to you.
Cameron
Comment by coffeemagic September 5, 2007 @ 6:16 pmSomehow i missed the point. Probably lost in translation
Anyway … nice blog to visit.
cheers, Contentment!!!
Comment by Contentment June 19, 2008 @ 9:52 am